(Source: jamsin-pikakyu, via so-pansexual)
| English: | I love you |
| Slovak : | Milujem ťa |
| Finnish: | Rakastan sinua |
| Slovenian: | Ljubim te |
| Danish: | Jeg elsker dig |
| Portuguese: | Amo-te |
| Tagalog: | Mahal kita |
| Punjabi: | Panchod chup kar |
| Somali: | Dhillo iska amus |
| Arabic: | Ana bahebak |
| Moroccan Arabic: | Kanbghik |
| Polish: | Kocham cię |
| Albanian: | Te dua |
| Hebrew: | אני אוהב אותך |
| Urdu: | Meh tum se pyar kartee hoonh |
| Greek: | Σε αγαπώ |
| Irish: | Táim i' ngrá leat |
| Spanish: | Te amo. / Te quiero. |
| French: | Je t'aime |
| Marathi: | Maaze Tujhyaawar Prem Aahe. |
| German: | Ich liebe dich. |
| Sherlock: | That, ah--thing that you did. That you, um, you offered to do. That was, uh, good. |
| Doctor Who: | I'll wait for you. |
| Tfios: | Okay. |
| Glee: | *sips coffee* *swishes around mouth* *swallows* *inhales* *exhales* Iloveyou |
| Harry Potter: | Always |
| Parseltounge: | hasssuuseethhhoressshhhh |
| Theatre: | Thank you five |
| Holes: | I can fix that |
| The Princess Bride: | Aaaaaaas youuuuuuu wiiiiiiish |
| Ghost: | Ditto |
| X-Files: | You kept me honest. You made me a whole person. I owe you everything. |
| Farsi: | Asheghetam |
| Kannada: | ನನ್ನಿಗೆ ನಿನ್ನ ಕಂಡರೆ ತುಂಬ ಇಶ್ಟ |
| Holby City: | The acute agony will diminish, to be replaced with a dull ache, which will not go. |
| Wingdings: | |
| 4pm: | i'll do my homework at 4:30 |
| 5pm: | i'll do my homework at 5:30 |
| 6pm: | i'll do my homework at 7:00 |
| 7pm: | i'll do my homework at 7:30 |
| 8pm: | i'll do my homework at 9:00 |
| 9pm: | i'll do my homework at 9:30 |
| 2am: | well |
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
shots fired
(via allh0peisg0ne)
This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:
The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.
According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.
When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.
So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.
/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.
^
(mic drop)
boom
whoa.
Damn.
I’m going to fucking memorize this shit.
(Source: drunkonstevphen, via iamthecontortionist)